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voiceofmadness asked: so which one of your thongs flew furthest? always good to know these things incase i find myself barricaded inside ann summers during a zombie incursion
Doing the washing and entertaining myself by seeing which of my thongs can be fired like a slingshot furthest across my bedroom. That’s how I roll bitches, stand back and admire the master.
Ask me stuff :)
I’m in a really good mood :)
This house is cold. Nipple on!!
Anonymous asked: Haha, cheers! You're a star.
Anonymous asked: 'Fo sho!!' Haaaaaaaa. Do it next time. :)
Anonymous asked: You should've posted pics of 'dolled up Clue!' :)
Hey you sexy lot.
I’m back from my few days of being terribly drunk and miserable. Ha, I joke, I’m back from getting utterly slaughtered and spending a shittonne of time with my mates playing Peer Bong and getting dolled up for the first time in ages!! And now, lets find some incredibly sexy women to fill up my blog!! FUCK YES!
I am single. Won’t be on here for a while. I think I’m boring everyone with my very depressing blog at the moment, I shall return when I have decent stuff to write about. Farewell Tumblr xx
i hope today will be good day otherwise i'll pack...
I miss Mexico, it was amazing when we were there.
I feel empty.
Wish there wasn’t anyone I knew on here, I need to splurge a shit tonne of emotions out and I cant :’(
Is shit, really really shit, on so many levels of shitness. It’s like a big pool of shit filled with even more shit than it can shitting handle.
smoothskin asked: HAPPY VALENTINES BRO LET ME TOUCH YOUR FACE HNNGHEJAHHAELfhlkJLJAREL
spokenlikeachampion asked: Happy V-Day, Hana x
Watching the Grammys.
I love how insane Nicki Minaj is, even though I’m not a big fan of her music I think she is so impressive on stage, 100% dedicated to her performance. Also love how Adele seems more shocked every time she wins, and how her accent just makes her sound totally normal :) I am so tired right now, gonna stop typing before I just start chatting absolute bollocks. I think I may have already...