HanaClue

I'm Hana Clue!
A beer wench from Cheshire.

My blog is a bit messy, just like my head. It consists of my many random ramblings, odd bits and bobs from my day to day life, crazy funny things from the interwebs and some sexy ladies.

i hope you enjoy it.

spokenlikeachampion asked: Oh dear! That's no good, you should always feel free to not wear a bra should you wish without being remarked upon. As for the comments themselves... well it's not your fault you have such shapely nipple boosters! Is that enough boob compliments for one night? I could go on...

It was in a Darth Vader leotard aswell! they should have been more bothered about what I WAS wearing hahaha

body-mod-life-deactivated201304 asked: B,N,Y?

B: Eating with your mouth open, it doesn’t take much to eat in such a way that I don’t have to hear every tiny little squiggly sound and see how effective your molars are.
Interupting me when you have just asked me a question, if you are convinced that you are all knowledgeable then don’t ask me the damn question mate!
And last but by no means least people (usually elderly) that think it’s acceptable to comment on peoples appearance in a negative way for no reason whatsoever, I often get “Why have you got all those piercings” “You could be attractive if you didn’t ruin it all” “why don’t you try to be feminine, it can’t be much worse than the way you look now” .. There’s no need, I didn’t comment on your revolting wrinkles and the fact that you look like you eat burgers for breakfast lunch and dinner. (Rant over)

N: Good film taste: you try getting me to watch a chick flick and I’m shipping you straight back to single town!
Confidence: I can’t handle needy people with no self esteem, at least hide it. 
Humor: You have to be able to make me laugh, don’t take yourself seriously and be able to rip the shit out of me and I you without being offended.
Open Minded: Or just intelligent, I couldn’t ever be with someone rascist or homophobic or extremely religious, I like someone that sees the world in shades of gray, not just black and white.
Games: They have to like gaming, because have two consoles set up in one room and gaming with someone before having great sex is just the best.

Y: My boobs used to be called Minnie and Mickey (one’s slightly smaller than the other) But no, not anymore.

spokenlikeachampion asked: You do have nice boobies though, however it's not on for people to be so disrespectful.

Thanks :P

It was football night so we had a lot of arseholes in and I wasn’t wearing a bra so they felt they had the right to ask me really personal questions. When everyone knows that personal questions are for TumblrTime!! lol

Anonymous asked: H, r, m, o.

H: 2 and a half years with a horrible person, that was controlling, emotionally abusive, manipulative and blackmailed me into staying with him, I lost all confidence and became a shell of my former self.

M: Meh, If I find them attractive and they have a brilliant personality (they can make me laugh) then it shouldn’t matter.

O:’crushing on’ such an American term haha. Erm the guy I’ve been seeing off and on for a while. And there is a girl on Tumblr who is just divine.

R: Haha, a lad called Damon when I was 14 on a park, first boyfriend.

Extremely Invasive Questions. GO. (Bored someone send some please)

  • A: Are you a virgin?
  • B: 3 biggest pet peeves
  • C: Celebrity crush?
  • D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
  • E: Do you smoke?
  • F: Do you drink?
  • G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
  • H: Longest relationship and with who?
  • I: 5 turn ons
  • J: 5 turn offs
  • K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
  • L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
  • M: What is your sexual orientation?
  • N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
  • O: Who are you crushing on right now?
  • P: Who is your bestfriend?
  • Q: Your guilty pleasure?
  • R: Who was your first kiss?
  • S: Do looks matter to you?
  • T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
  • U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
  • V: How far have you gone?
  • W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
  • X: Are you circumcised?
  • Y: Do you name your private parts?
  • Z: What are your three favorite blogs?
  • I never do these but I'm bored so what the heck!! : P xx

Minecraft.

I have spent two days playing Minecraft, love my little man, made an amazing set up so far. It kicks arse, my house has trees, on the roof!! >.<

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taketheb0x:

y buy new clothes wen u got ur dads l0lol

taketheb0x:

y buy new clothes wen u got ur dads l0lol

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